{"id":5710,"date":"2011-02-26T22:54:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T06:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/?p=5710"},"modified":"2011-02-26T22:54:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T06:54:59","slug":"the-shiba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/the-shiba\/","title":{"rendered":"The Shiba"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>A <a href=\"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/shiba-inu-personality-good-bad-traits\">Shiba Inu<\/a> poem in honor of Zeus by Jess Ruper<\/em><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\">\n<div class=\"alignspace\"><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/files\/2011\/02\/Shiba-Inu-Poem-Zeus-418x520.jpg\" alt=\"Shiba Inu Zeus.\" title=\"Shiba-Inu-Poem-Zeus\" width=\"418\" height=\"520\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-5711\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When told to come, he rolls his eyes<br \/>\nMakes you laugh when you want to cry<\/p>\n<p>Forces you to play, by means of attack<br \/>\nBites your ankles to demand a snack<\/p>\n<p>Drags his bed to a quiet sleeping place<br \/>\nAllows you to share his living space <em>~usually<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"alignspace\"><\/div>\n<p>Prefers his food garnished with rotisserie chicken<br \/>\nPerforms crazed runs from the bedroom to kitchen<br \/>\nTeaches you to fetch his toys<br \/>\nEffectively involves you in all of his ploys<br \/>\nOrders you to be still while he takes his nap<br \/>\nBolts while going potty, for he is disgusted by his crap<\/p>\n<div class=\"alignspace\"><\/div>\n<p>Barks at you to turn down a loud-volumed TV<br \/>\nAlways displays the utmost loyalty<br \/>\nChases his tail like he thinks it is stalking him<br \/>\nLeans away, offended, if you try and reach for him<br \/>\nThinks you are rude if you answer your phone<br \/>\nTakes full ownership of anything in your home<\/p>\n<div class=\"alignspace\"><\/div>\n<p>Though often upon their life you intrude<br \/>\nThey are always your friend, and glad that they own you\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"alignspace\"><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A big thanks to Jess for sharing her awesome poem about the best dogs ever! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome Shiba Inu poem dedicated to Shiba Zeus. Jess describes all the key Shiba traits and quirks really well; in a funny and entertaining poem format. Definitely a must read for all Shiba Inu fans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[84,25,1017,1036,1037,1038,1039,1018],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5710"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5710\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}