{"id":5012,"date":"2010-10-11T16:46:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T23:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2010-10-11T16:46:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T23:46:15","slug":"the-dog-walker-saga-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/the-dog-walker-saga-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dog Walker Saga – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

We meet again!<\/strong>
\nMarch 27th 2007<\/em><\/p>\n

Female-that-Walks-Dogs<\/em> is here again. Today I will show her who is boss!<\/a><\/p>\n

Everything progressed as usual, but suddenly, Female-that-Walks-Dogs<\/em> took out this *thing* that she put over my mouth so that I had to keep it closed. I couldn’t bite and I couldn’t scream. <\/p>\n

\"I
I decided to behave really well so as to instill a false sense of confidence in Many-Dog-Female.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n

Unfair!<\/strong> <\/p>\n

I must open a store to sell these things except it would be for the 2-legs. See how they<\/em> like it.<\/p>\n

I decided to behave really well so as to instill a false sense of confidence in Female-that-Walks-Dogs<\/em>. It worked! After walking a bit in the wooded area, 2-legs took the *mouth thing* off.<\/p>\n

FREEDOM!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

So I let go my most piercing, shrill, scream. It was quite beautiful. I liked it so much, I let go another one, and then another, and so on. Female-that-Walks-Dogs<\/em> was very startled and embarrassed. She tried to make me stop by doing the leash snap thing<\/a>. I persevered! <\/p>\n

My Shiba spirit cannot be defeated!!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Shiba
Shiba Sephy singing for his supper.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>
\nFemale-that-Walks-Dogs<\/em> tried to put on the mouth thing again. DOH – how stupid does she think I am?! She quit after I mouthed on her arm<\/a> and showed off my beautiful teeth.<\/p>\n

VICTORY!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

\nShiba Wisdom<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shiba screams are wicked powerful. Must remember that for future use.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Shiba
Shiba screams are wicked powerful. Must remember that for future use. <\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shiba Inu Diary – The 2nd part of Shiba Sephy’s adventures with his dog walker. Today, Sephy encounters the dog-muzzle. When the muzzle is on, Shiba Sephy’s mouthing and screaming powers are significantly limited. Is this the end for Shiba Sephy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[729],"tags":[869,870,727,872,873,728,903,904,874,875],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}