{"id":4535,"date":"2010-07-29T08:49:47","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T15:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/?p=4535"},"modified":"2010-07-29T08:49:47","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T15:49:47","slug":"a-dogs-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/a-dogs-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dog’s Fart"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you ever noticed that most of the time, a dog’s fart is silent?
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Often, we will be sitting around watching t.v. or working on the computer, when we catch the waft of a full bodied bouquet<\/em>. <\/p>\n

At first, it is unclear where this distinctive smell originates from, but quickly we trace it back to one of the furry things lying next to us on the carpet.<\/p>\n

\"Quickly
Quickly we trace it back to one of the furry things lying next to us on the carpet.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n

Dogs seem to naturally produce silent farts. I suppose if you are hunting<\/a> you wouldn’t want a fart noise to startle your prey. <\/p>\n

The noisy ones probably won’t get invited back to pack hunts!<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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\"Silent
Silent but violent.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n

While experiencing my dog’s wonderful aromatic masterpiece, I notice that I can usually differentiate those produced by my dogs and those produced by people. I suppose it depends somewhat on diet, and since dogs have a different diet than people<\/a>, their farts also carry a different fragrance.<\/p>\n

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Surprisingly, most people do not appreciate my dogs’ fragrant productions. They must be crazy!<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My dogs seem to enjoy their own aroma. When they fart, they will sometimes turn around to get a better whiff<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Enjoying
Enjoying the smell of Shiba.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n

I think my dogs’ farts smell like roses. Well maybe not exactly like roses, but it smells a bit like them<\/a>. It is good to see them (the dogs not the roses) relaxed and farting. Although, I must admit, it would also be interesting to see relaxed and farting roses.<\/p>\n

My friends think I am a bit soft in the head because I stay around to experience the sensory odor profiles<\/em> created by my dogs. <\/p>\n

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I suppose you know you really love someone, when you also love their farts!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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I suppose you know you really love someone, when you also love their farts!<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An examination into a dog’s fart. Why are dog farts usually silent? Do you like your dog farts? What determines the smell of a dog’s farts? We consider all of these critical questions that are an important part of a dog’s odor profile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4475,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[841,842,843,90,92,844,845,846],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}