{"id":1319,"date":"2009-11-29T18:16:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T02:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2009-11-29T18:16:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T02:16:04","slug":"cesar-millan-vs-santa-claus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/cesar-millan-vs-santa-claus\/","title":{"rendered":"Cesar Millan vs. Santa Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is Christmas season<\/a> so we must ponder the most important question of all – <\/p>\n

Who is the best? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer<\/em><\/a> or …
\nSanta Claus, The Child Listener<\/em>?!<\/p>\n

\n\"Santa\n
Santa Shiba Sephy.<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
\"Be<\/a>
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\nBe the Pack Leader: Use Cesar’s Way to Transform Your Dog . . . and Your Life. Source: Amazon.com<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n

Cesar Millan!<\/h2>\n
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  1. Cesar’s pack of Pit Bulls, and Rottweilers has superior battle skills compared to Santa and Santa’s pack of reindeer.<\/li>\n
  2. Cesar roller blades with his pack of dogs while Santa travels in a garish, old-fashioned, sleigh.<\/li>\n
  3. Cesar is trim, fit, and would be able to fit through chimneys of all sizes. Santa has to use a rope and pulley system<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  4. Cesar makes millions from his t.v. show, dog training books, DVDs, and equipment.
    \nSanta spends all year making toys, and does not make a cent. He does not even get royalty payments for the many products that bear his resemblance.
    \nSanta really needs a new business manager.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. Cesar lives in L.A. and gets to rub shoulders with famous celebrities such as Oprah and Will Smith. Santa lives in the North Pole and only gets to leave home once a year.<\/li>\n
  6. Cesar gets mail, e-mail, blog entries, fan websites, and much more all year round. Santa only gets mail once a year, and it is not even “real mail” but rather lists of things that people want.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    Santa Claus! <\/h2>\n
    \n\"Santa\n
    Santa Nakago (from Fushigi Yuugi)<\/div><\/div> <\/div><\/div>\n
    \n<\/a>\n
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