{"id":120,"date":"2009-02-03T15:29:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T15:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shibashake.com\/shibainublog\/?p=120"},"modified":"2009-02-03T15:29:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T15:29:42","slug":"shiba-inu-sephys-resume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/shiba-inu-sephys-resume\/","title":{"rendered":"Shiba Inu Sephy\u2019s Resume"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Shiba Inu Sephy<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Land of the Happy Cows.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Education<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">SIRIUS puppy class I and II.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Basic Obedience II at the EastBay SPCA.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">C&#8217;mon Let&#8217;s Go at the EastBay SPCA.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id='6007' class='wp-caption frame3 alignright' style='width:280px' ><div class='shiba-outer shiba-gallery' ><div class='shiba-stage' style='width:280px'><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_4982-280x210.jpg\" alt=\"Shiba Inu Sephy\u2019s Resume.\" title=\"Why Is a Shiba Inu One of the Most Difficult Breeds to Train\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6007\" \/><div class='wp-caption-text shiba-caption'>Shiba Inu Sephy\u2019s Resume.<\/div><\/div> <!-- End shiba-stage --><\/div><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Experience<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Terrorized first vet at 10 weeks old. Vet technician had to put on\u00a0a muzzle. Later perfected the\u00a0art of preventing forced muzzling.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Defeated and embarrassed experienced dog walker\/trainer with high-quality Shiba screaming and leash biting. About ten sessions were needed before total surrender.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Defeated\u00a0trainer with &gt; 10 years of experience at daycare center 1.\u00a0Only one session was needed.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Terrorized trainer at daycare center 2. Results within the first 10 minutes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0Achieved constant attention at daycare center 3 with sustained whining and cute looks. Only one session was needed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id='3041' class='wp-caption frame3 alignright' style='width:280px' ><div class='shiba-outer shiba-gallery' ><div class='shiba-stage' style='width:280px'><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_1911-280x210.jpg\" alt=\"Great at biting. Look at my teeth!\" title=\"Shiba Inu with Big Grin from Tummy-Rub\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3041\" \/><div class='wp-caption-text shiba-caption'>Great at biting. Look at my teeth!<\/div><\/div> <!-- End shiba-stage --><\/div><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Skills<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Humping human legs, humping dogs (from any position, including a face hump).<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Leash biting.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Expert thief. Can scale counters like Spiderman.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Biting on hands, arms, and clothing.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Very high-quality Shiba screams.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Alligator rolls.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Sustained whining.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Effective begging positions.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Other<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania. Special rates available.<\/p>\n<div id='6587' class='wp-caption frame3 aligncenter' style='width:520px' ><div class='shiba-outer shiba-gallery' ><div class='shiba-stage' style='width:520px'><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/shibashake.com\/dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_1565-520x390.jpg\" alt=\"Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania.\" title=\"Shiba Inu and Siberian Husky Next to Each Other in a Kodak Moment\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" class=\"size-large wp-image-6587\" \/><div class='wp-caption-text shiba-caption'>Extremely strong-willed and willing to face any challenge. Smaller challenges may be handled by understudy Siberian Shania.<\/div><\/div> <!-- End shiba-stage --><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dog&#8217;s online resume. 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